Mason: Stephen, you have bad breath!
Mom: That's the pot calling the kettle black.
Mason: What does that mean?
Mom: Both the pot and the kettle are black. It's a figure of speech that reminds us not to be hypocritical.
Mason: So . . . . . you're saying I'm black? (long pause) I don't think I'm black mom. I think I'm peach.
This was followed by a discussion of what color everyone at the table actually represented, which turned out to be peach, pink, light tan, cream and baby colored. Grandma's an art teacher.
2 comments:
So not only do you know nothing about video games, but you are also color blind, huh?
Gavin is yellow-has been since he was 2 1/2
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